H.O.T.S. (1979)

"Everyone knows what H.O.T.S. stands for, and it's disgusting!" - Melody

A group of girls form their own sorority to become popular, and have a wacky rivalry at university.
Starring: Susan Kiger, Lisa London, Pamela Jean Bryant, Kimberly Cameron, Lindsey Bloom

Link to IMDB

Honey, Sam, O'Hara and Teri are a group of friends attending Fairenville University, but we see that they get picked on by the rich girls of the Pi sorority. They decide the best revenge will be to start their own club, with the goal of stealing every boy on campus away from Pi! They fix up an old condemned house and invite any girl that feels like an outcast to join the H.O.T.S. anti-sorority. Some of the girls are in need of a makeover, but soon the house is full of babes of all shapes and sizes. The girls throw a huge party and all the guys flock there to have a good time

Also arriving at the party are two escaped convicts, they're looking for money that they stashed in the old house years ago but they get wrapped in the party instead. The neighbor is the campus Dean, and he's not too happy when the party spills into his yard! He threatens to suspend the girls unless they follow the rules.

Dean Chase hates shenanigans

House mascot, Slinky

Robots in disguise

The girls find a seal, hire a sassy old housekeeper, and employ a hot air balloon as they continue their antics against the Pi rivals. Things just keep getting more silly, as the convicts keep trying to get into the house with various schemes (including a robot disguise,) and even a grizzly bear finds his way into the house! The movie keeps hitting you over the head with more insanity, and although it's quite funny the pranks go on for a long time without any plot.
It's a sloppy movie, but it doesn't care. It just wants to have fun and be sexy, blasting out funky tunes and flashing boobs.

"Far out! Strip football!" - Richie

The rivalry between H.O.T.S. and Pi comes to a boiling point, and they decide to settle the score with some strip football. The whole school shows up for the big game, as well as the seal and the bear (now drunk and driving the hot air balloon.) My mind was boggled by how much crazy shit the movie kept throwing at me. It was great!

Be sure not to miss:
- The plastic surgeon's name is Dr. Braque A. Knose
- The robot refuses to wash windows.
- Good old F.U.

Internet review:
"The Citizen Kane of 70's T&A films!!!" - peachesrox

Should I watch it?
Oh yes! It's too crazy to miss.

Where can I find it?
Here on YouTube

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