Tonight, Surfing the Ham Channel presents a very special installment...
Feel the burn as we Warm Up with Traci Lords
"Don't jerk it hard, keep it smooth." - Traci
"Be sure to catch this evening of euphoric jazzthetics, as Traci Lords turns up the heat in a pastel living room. After a few minutes of slinky stretches, Traci pulls out all the stops and it's time to get hot! Prepare to be inspired by her rapping rhymes as the synth horns honk along to her bouncing muscles. Just when you think you're spent, Traci finishes you off with a goodnight stretch accompanied by a chill slap-bass tune."
Stay tuned for!
- Traci's facial expressions around 28:30 shows just how silly she realizes this is.
- I question Wally's commitment. He seems to really slack sometimes.
- Change!
- If you don't have the physical stamina to do the whole routine, just skip around to hear those wacky rhymes. "Set your own pace, we don't want no lawsuit case!"
That concludes the impromptu Traci Lords Appreciation month here at EHC.
She survived a troubled past of abuse and drugs to become a successful icon in B movies, and for that we salute you!
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| Cry-Baby, 1990 |
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