Charlie: "Can you tell me the quickest way to Hell?"
Hitchhiker: "Sex, drugs and rock 'n roll."
Hitchhiker: "Sex, drugs and rock 'n roll."
A young man must rescue his girlfriend from Hell.
Starring: Chad Lowe, Kristy Swanson, Patrick Bergin, CJ Graham, and Richard Farnsworth
Link to IMDB
Charlie and Rachael are a couple of young lovebirds eloping to Las Vegas, but as they drive through the desert in a rusty car they get lost on the back roads at night. Stopping at a gas station they are warned by an old man that some of the roads should be avoided. Sure enough, they find danger when a mysterious police car pulls them over and a paranormal cop kidnaps Rachael!
The old man explains to Charlie that she's been taken to Hell, and he gives our hero a new hot rod and a blessed shotgun so that he (and his dog Ben) can rescue Rachael before it's too late.
"There's a road within a road. It's the highway to Hell." - Old Sam
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| Hell Cop |
Charlie pursues them across the desert, but is always caught-up in trouble and antics as he meets the disturbed residents of Hell. Most notable is a rowdy biker gang that terrorizes everyone, and a "satanic mechanic" named Beezle that helps Charlie keep his hot rod running.
He meets a lot of oddballs and visits sleazy bars during his time in
This could be seen as a re-imaging of the Greek tale of Orpheus rescuing Eurydice from hell, but designed for the early 90s MTV crowd. The story is presented well, staying on track and actually showing some restraint when it could have easily dived into spoof territory. It's still demented and wacky, yes, but the movie has heart to it and honestly tries to be compelling and provide some sentiment.
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| Hell race |
Be sure not to miss:
- Chad Lowe's lack of charisma... Well, I guess that's actually hard to miss.
- Cameos! Ben and Jerry Stiller are both here, as well as Lita Ford. But the most memorable is Gilbert Gottfried as Hitler. Yeah, let that one sink in.
- Good Intentions Paving company.
- Ben the dog gets lots of camera time, and yet barely does anything. (But still cooler than Chad Lowe)
Internet review:
"Sometimes comical, sometimes awesome, but all around fun." - robotGEEK
Should I watch it?
It's not going to blow your mind, but it was worthwhile.
Where can I find it?
Viable links here.
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