Private School (1983)

"We only go around once in life, and you gotta grab all the nookie you can get." - Bubba

A bunch of horny teens attend private school.
Starring: Phoebe Cates, Matthew Modine, Betsy Russell, Mickael Zorek, Kathleen Wilhoite

Link to IMDB

The opening scene has a group of horny guys peeping on a group of half naked sorority girls, so the tone is established right away. This is a pure cornball sex comedy.

Christine and Jordan both attend the Cherryvale Academy for Girls, and they have a long running rivalry which is based on them competing for a hunk named Jim. Christine is actually dating Jim, but Jordan is always trying to steal him away and break their relationship.
Jim and his buddies, Bubba and Roy, attend the nearby Freemount Academy for Boys, and they're so horny that all they can think about is trying to get laid which usually lands them into goofy situations.

Christine                                                 Jordan

Jim

As Christine and Jim plan a romantic weekend together, Jordan is doing her best to corrupt Jim and get him into bed. Jim doesn't want to hurt Christine, but his rampant hormones are making it difficult for him to remain faithful.
That's most of the plot right there, but the love story between Jim and Christine actually has some heart to it. It's the only solid story element in this hurricane of sexually charged chaos, nudity, antics, and juvenile humour.

I've seen a lot of raunchy sex comedies, and this one is average on the scale of good times without being overtly offensive trash. There might be tits and ass everywhere but it's not too sleazy, and the positive vibes keep the movie from feeling completely pointless.

The guys... as girls

The comedy aspects are hit or miss, as expected, mostly centered around the guys fumbling their way through sexual encounters with the girls that all seem much more mature and empowered. The big centerpiece of the movie is probably when they sneak into the sorority house disguised as girls.
Boners and boobs ensue.
With hardly any plot to follow it does get a bit tiresome, but thankfully the characters (and the talented actors themselves) are fun to watch as they try to survive all the hijinks of their burgeoning sex lives.


Be sure not to miss:
- The opening song has some wack lyrics.
- The Big Score video game looks fun.
- Frances Bay and Ray Walston in the same movie. A couple of classic oldies.
- And because I know you're wondering... Yes, there is an aerobics montage.

Internet review:
"This is a great movie for perverts made by perverts." - LogLand

Should I watch it?
It's an average entry in the genre.

Where can I find it?
Links here.

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